This below picture is the life of a woman, not fair but real. I believe I want to be a woman in my next life so I can buy so many shoes and bags and own a handyman at home for life. Don't you agree?
MIT, DMA, MBA
I went to a casino restaurant for dinner and two classy and beautiful ladies came over and asked me if I will buy them a drink plus like to know me better. So I told them I am a landscape architect from MIT and currently the president of DMA, and didn't get a MBA degree yet. So they were so excited until I explained these abbreviations, then they left like a jet. -- Mike Lin
MIT: Made In Taiwan.
DMA: Don't Mean Anything.
MBA: Married But Available.
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What a perfect match.
Installing My HusbandA woman writes to the IT Technical support.....
Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, , breaking in evading security, getting out and escaping with the goods, he was captured only two blocks away when his Econoline van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:
"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
Husband says: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife says: I clean the toilet...
Husband says: How does that help?
Wife says: I use your Toothbrush.....
A great tile patten for your new bathroom? Are you sure? Guess what else can be applied? click here.
Do you know that thing behind the lady can turn into something else? Guess first and click here.
If you draw very slowly, it will affect the progress of other important projects.
So you must draw quickly with good attitude. After all, you are only ruining on a piece of paper and not on your life, right?
Section View? Are you sure? Click here to see where it is located.
What a beautiful Sunset in Queenstown, New Zealand. Would you like to see it from farther away? Click here.